I’ve heard my husband said a few times: “You’ve been home all day but the house doesn’t look like it’s clean.

Good thing I have a woodcraft that I had made and it’s hanging in my house that says: “Martha Stewart doesn’t live here.”

The other night I got an email from my aunt and she said, “the message seems logical.” I would like to share this email with you.

Especially for the Ladies:
PHILOSOPHY OF HOUSECLEANING!

I don’t do windows because …
I love birds and
don’t want one to run into a clean window
and get hurt.

I don’t wax floors because …
I am terrified a guest will slip and get hurt
then I’ll feel terrible
(plus they may sue me.)

I don’t mind the dust bunnies because …
They are very good company,
I have named most of them,
and they agree with everything I say.

I don’t disturb cobwebs because …
I want every creature to have a home of their own.

I don’t Spring Clean because …
I love all the seasons
and don’t want the others to get jealous.

I don’t pull weeds in the garden because …
I don’t want to get in God’s way,
HE is an excellent designer!

I don’t put things away because …
My husband will never be able to find them
again.

I don’t do gourmet meals
when I entertain because …
I don’t want my guests to stress out over
what to make when they invite me over for
dinner.

I don’t iron because …
I choose to believe them when they say
“Permanent Press”.

I don’t stress much on anything because …
“A Type” personalities die young and
I want to stick around and become
a wrinkled up crusty ol’ woman!!!!

REMEMBER . . . .
a clean house
is a sign of a
broken computer

When my daughter sees the last part of this humor she said: “Yes, it is. If we had a broken computer, we will really have a clean house.” Actually, my house is not dirty — it’s just a little messy!

By the way — I can’t live without:
dark chocolate,
my websites,
and my working computer!
— a broken computer will make me depressed!

And also, I hate cooking that requires planning. Just last night my younger daughter said, while we were scanning a recipe magazine at a health food store check out, “I wonder if you will really do any of these, you only make food that will take you to do for 5 minutes.”

The title of this humor is “I Don’t Do Windows.” But for sure I do some kind of windows —
Windows XP!